last week i was released from my primary calling in church. i had been in that calling for about 7 years and it kind of broke my heart when i learned i wouldn't be with the littles anymore. but you can't stay in the same place forever.
these are some of the last funny things i heard the tiny humans say while i was in primary.
"i have ten coins and one dollar. that makes 11 monies." -N
"i would buy special things that Jesus wants me to buy." -P
"what kinds of things are those?"
"pictures of him." -P
"do you know why i wear tights? because i don't want to show my underwear at church." -N
"i like to eat the oranges because i hate drinking blood." -N
"i'm really good at farmer dancing." -K
"we're all gonna die." -D (repeated over and over)
"i reeeeaaallly hope there aren't drugs in there." -N (looking at the box of crayons)
"i help my neighbor." -B
"how?"
"like if they need to put dirt and grow a flower." -B
"mouses give us cheese." -J
"i already killed a bad guy." -S
"i made a roll." -P (meaning i'm on a roll)
"i don't really like to color but i do like grass." -N
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